February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Since I'm all worked up here's another rant
I hate when people hear that mike is 22 and automatically call him a pedophile for being with me or when ignorant fucks say it’s illegal, it is not I am 16 and by Hawaii’s consent laws I am of the age of consent. I understand if it’s an age difference of 10, 20, or 30 years yeah get your fucking panties in a bunch but 6 years is not that big of a difference. I hate when people do...
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You know what I hate almos as much as I hate people calling mike a pedo for being with me?
When those who are obese try to justify being that way by putting down skinny girls with “real women have curves” crap or “guys like curvy girls better”. There is a point when curves become obesity and fat rolls that look disgusting. I really hate when I see shit trashing skinnier...
